I feel no compulsion whatsoever to explain how I'm feeling.

However, I do feel the compulsion to sing to Tom Jones at the top of my voice.

And really, Sex Bomb sums up my sentiments quite nicely, while also fitting in the phrase "This bomb's for loving, you can shoot it far".

Perfection? I think so.

Date:	2006-12-09 13:01
Subject:	Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Security:	Public
Mood:	listless
Music:	Worked Up So Sexual - The Faint

Date:	2006-10-30 18:24
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	contemplative

This is interesting...

http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/  

Click on 'play film' once the screen loads completely.

What do you think?

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help? - Marilyn Monroe

Not a quote I want to use for grad, but a funny one anyway.

Anyone have any suggestions for quotes I could use?

Date:	2006-09-21 16:32
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	rejected

Today I went driving with my dad. I decided to discuss with him what I want to do post-secondary. I told him about my aspirations. He told me they're impossible... he told me I'm not smart enough to succeed. And I think I believe him.

=(

Date:	2006-09-17 12:29
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	impressed
Music:	I Will- Dean Martin

Listening to Dean Martin and reading Un Jeu Dangereux.

I have to say, I was pretty wary about this book when I was first assigned it. But after reading a few chapters, I'm pretty hooked. 

This is what Mme. Ascione calls a book 'je ne veux pas donner aux garcons' for obvious reasons. The first chapter is called 'Je suis amoureuse', and immediately talks about periods, PMS, and breast implants. As anyone might guess from the title of the chapter, she's in love, with this guy - Jean-Philippe Bilodeau. And hey, who can blame her? That name is gold.

She sets out to try to get this guy. Buys him Pink Floyd tickets, loans him disks, which is alright. But then she cuts her hair, dresses to impress, does the grapefruit diet, self tans, buys automotive magazines so she can have something to talk about with him... all which isn't all that bad.

But then she pretends to get kidnapped, so that 'il comprendrait ce que je representais pour lui'.

Oh man. This girl is a complete nutcase! How awesome.

Date:	2006-09-12 15:19
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused
Music:	Die Motherfucker Die, Get Set Go

This morning, I woke up with the words "Habic modochemist" in my head. In my dream, or what I can remember of it, they were song lyrics from a song on my playlist, which I was singing along to.

In my dream, while I was asleep I was trying to figure out what that meant. 'Habic' I decided was some sort of mix between 'Habit' and 'Manic', so like a crazy habit, or one you can't seem to stop. I remember that 'modo' was supposed to mean 'modern', and 'chemist' was something to do with mixing of people and emotions, rather than chemicals. Though with similar reactions?

Habic modochemist. Even asleep I don't make much sense.

Date:	2006-08-16 17:57
Subject:	Xwing Collectors Series - tiefighter and balance files
Security:	Public
Mood:	blank
Music:	I wanna be sedated.

This is the dress that it looks like i'll be wearing for Kaths wedding. I should have asked her to substitute the flowers maybe for something hilarious like barbed wire.

http://www.alexiadesigns.com/main/index.php?p=17 or maybe this one in kiwi green http://www.alfredsungdresses.com/index.cfm?go=dresses&style=D305

In other news, I'll probably be trying for a scholarship I found out about awhile ago.  It's international students applying to prestigious american universities... a full ride, everything paid, if you manage to get in, meals and tuition included. I doubt I'm good enough to get in, but I can at least try. There's a whole crazy interview process, if you get past the main filter things... you have to have tea with the people who decide, and you have to show that you're intelligent and refined and poised enough to deserve the chance. I'm not sure I could pull that off, but that's putting the carriage in front of the horse, so to speak.

Dan Li, the girl I stayed with in China, might be coming to the wedding next summer, or at least coming to visit.

I found a shirt that I almost bought. It was hilarious... it said "Vous avez 30 secondes pour me seduire" which, for those non frenchies out there, says "you have 30 seconds to seduce me". By itself, it's not that original or funny... but the fact that it's in french makes me laugh.

I also may be coming down with a serious case of glitter lung.

A pound of ultra delicious kibbe for whoever gets the reference.

So, the pope signed Val's yearbook.

" Hey Val! H.A.G.S!!!! -The Pope."

ALSO the A Team signed it too.

"A TEAM SELLS THE HOUSE -the A Team"

It was slightly lame.

Today I spent most of my day trying on brides maids dresses with my sisters and mom. The brides maid dresses were okay... they all managed to fit me pretty okay, but it was kind of annoying how all the ladies who thought I couldn't speak french would discuss where the dress had to be let in and out to make room for certain areas of my body that apparently weren't satisfactory or something. But I didn't bother trying to defend myself, because lets face it. Anything I could say in english just wouldn't have the same effect in french. Though I did have fun considering the choices.

Kathy though made it all worth it. She looked amazing in every dress she tried on. Another benefit to having people not know I spoke the language is that they didn't lower their voices when talking about how beautiful my sister is. I'm not even kidding, ever time she got out of the changeroom people would stop (even the parents and friends of other girls that were trying on dresses) and look at her. Funny, really, because she didn't even notice.

All of this has just made me want to A) never get married because it seems like too much work and B) collect wedding dresses. Collecting wedding dresses though, and never getting married? That seems like a bit of a crazy cat lady thing, except maybe a bit more creepy.

I found Ghost World again.

When I was on the plane yesterday, I had a radio. It was kind of cool tracking my place across Canada by the radio stations I got for half a song ( before they would go out of range ). 

...and that about ends my disjointed blabbing for the day. I'm going to go play Starwars trivia.

"Face it, you hate all men. You haven't said anything nice about a boy since you got over your Bruce Lee obsession!" -Ghost World

Weight Loss Tip # 45

Camp Food.

You'll wish you hadn't!

Date:	2006-07-08 10:41
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	pleased
Music:	I wonder where he get that kind of money.

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=657


World War One innuendo is ALWAYS funny.

Date:	2006-06-25 19:00
Subject:	Why yes, my mask is terribly comfy.
Security:	Public
Mood:	heat-strokey
Music:	Candy shop O_O

And my younger sister is terribly amazing.

Judge for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fzPwLjBWAE


Peace out.

Ambri... Danica...

Check Andrea's newest LJ post.

...and there was much rejoicing.

Date:	2006-05-28 18:54
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	cheerful
Music:	Creeps Me Out- Ima Robot

I went to see the Davinci Code with Stefan today.  We had the most perfect timing ever. We left, got there at ten to one, movie started at one so we got popcorn and stuff, and then went into the theatre just as the Casino Royale trailer was starting.

And Oh. My. God. Bond!! Before I saw this trailer i was very doubtful. The new bond is blond and blue eyed, and everyone knows you have to be dark and mysterious to be a spy. Dark hair, dark eyes are a must.  But this guy has the look of bond down pat. (Pats pvt delta?) While I was WOAAAHH-ing about the new bond and the random stunt shots, Stef was keeping a steady commentary of how hot the new bond girl was. So, with those things covered... who knows? It could end up being amazing. This is also supposed to be Bond at his very beginnings, where he still makes mistakes and isn't perfectly composed. 

...it comes out the day after my birthday. That is So. Far. Away.

And then right after that was Miami Vice, which looks like my kind of movie as well. It was pretty funny though... the theme song was rap, and Stef knew every word. 

"Patricia, it's Jay ZED. Obviously."

Date:	2006-05-26 08:09
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	bitchy
Music:	Val singing Jessica Simpson

Tomorrow, it starts.

Studying for finals.

Boldly going where I haven't been since the end of last semester.

I'll miss you all, and I'll see you when it's all over.

If anyone needs me, I'll be ...studying.

I am so bloody boring.

Date:	2006-05-22 19:42
Subject:	Mmmmm <3
Security:	Public
Mood:	artistic
Music:	Stupid Girls - Pink

And now, a photo collage of the food i spent today preparing. It was so good. So good that it can't be fully expressed how good it was. Also, photos of food always look pretty gross (for examples, see gallery of regrettable food).

The first one on the left is Ijit Koussa, or Zuchhini Patties (Hahaha. Pattie Koussa. Get it?) It has eggs and spinach and a large helping of delicious.
Second is fortune cookies, with home made fortunes. Kath kinda ruined them... well, the first batch at least. She overcooked them, and they didn't fold so well... the fortunes kept falling out!
The roll type things are fatayar, spinach in some and lamb in the others. Basically just bread wrapped around it.
Worm Rice (or so we called it when we were little... that's noodles, for the record) with pine nuts
The lamb balls are called Kibbe
And then there's bean salad. Which I made, but didn't eat any, because it gives you crazy amounts of gas. Yup. Steer CLEAR of the bean salad, I always say. I should have put that on one of the fortunes.
...and then flank steak, to top it all off.

Yeah, so I'm really just posting this to gloat. Because I made all of this, guys! I'm so bloody domestic. ^_^
Also, note the decorative touch. ;)








..Yeah...



I took a lot of pictures of food. This is about a third of them. 

And NO andrea, i will NOT resize. You have to get the full scope of this!!!

Mmmm <3

Date:	2006-05-12 15:21
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	crushed
Music:	Enjoy the Silence.

"the jamaicans have named a fruit after my siblings!

check it out: http://www.ugli.com/

miss you guys lots,
Kathy " 


It's emails like that that really  make me miss her.  So much that the insult is completely lost on me.

Though being compared to a citrus fruit is pretty much the best thing ever.

I'm tired. And probably incapable of basic linear thought, so I guess I'll just do this in point form.

-a girl in my english class insisted that Steve Martin was at our school. Of course, I was thrilled to hear this, but then I realised that the premier was at school, and she'd mixed up Stephen Harper and Paul Martin. To produce Steve Martin. I am in awe.

-I hope Mr. Premier is happy that the last time the school was this excited, there was a dead bunny on the roof. Bragging rights!

-laughed at six foot tall, 120 pound boys who talk about which fighters on the UFC are 'pussies'. Sorry boys, one of their legs weighs more than you. And ironically, in a one-on-one fight against one of their legs, you would lose. Leg bar, or something. Ahahaha.

-did approximately jack shit in every class. Instead opted to read 'Second Helpings', a book about a girl with serious social, physical, and mental troubles. Though for the same amount of angst, but with more OMIGAWDS, I could have tuned into the girls on either side of me.

-Three words. Lil. Jon. Soundboard. 

...I was really bitter when I started this. But I've calmed down... I was planning a long tirade too.... about something.... Ah well.

-Mark AND Kath will be home this weekend. Woot.

-Few days ago we were playing around with the mic, and mark sent us a clip that said 'Patty thinks that you're bizarre' in the Val Voice. It was sooo funny. So naturally Val and I spent the next few hours putting it into a lil' Jon song. 

"WHAT."
"Pattythinksthatyou'rebizarre"
"YEEAAAH!!"
"Pattythinksthatyou'rebizarre"


etcetera.

And with that, all bad-moodiness is gone.

I miss the days when you could turn on the TV to the discovery channel or whatever and actually leran things, other than what shape skirt to wear with a leisure jacket and a scarf.

Just now I went on discovery.com, and looked up anthropology in the schedule. It came back with no results.

=(

Date:	2006-04-09 15:12
Subject:	Stolen from Susan. Thought it was interesting...
Security:	Public
Mood:	working
Music:	Fuck Authority, Pennywise

Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.


Was bored. Did it twice. I hate bio.



1. How does the world see you? "I'm a Tree" "Don't be shallow"

2. Will I have a happy life? "Don't think Twice" "I don't want to die"

3. What do my friends think of me? "Whatever gets you through today" "Lady Picture Show"

4. Do people secretly lust after me? "Ballroom Blitz" "Truth Hurts"

5. How can I make myself happy? "Everybody Dance Now!" "Video Game Heart" <--- >_<

6. What should I do with my life? "Agenda Suicide" O_O "Dance like This"

7. Will I ever have children? "The List" "Love is a Battlefield"

8. What is some good advice for me? "Poppin' them Thangs" XD XD XD "It's Raining Men"

9. How will I be remembered? "G'd Up" (Oh man I love that Vals gangster music is on here!) "Too Little Too Late"

10. What's my signature dancing song? "Whipstickagostop" "Get Low" Awwl these bitches crawwwwlll.

11. What's my current theme song? "Date With The Night" "Dicks are for my Friends" XD XD XD

12. What do others think is my current theme song? "Planet of the Apes" "Kick The Bucket"

13. What shall they play at my funeral? "Murder She Wrote" (Oh my. That bodes ill.) "Sucks To Be You"

14. What type of men do I like? "I was wrong" XD! "Child Star" O_O

15. How's my love life? "Warped Reflection" "Fuck Authority"




G'd Up.